Gwen,

I already said it, but I really am sorry for the assumptions I made about you when we all got here for the first time. I’m glad I got to say it to you in person. You’re bright, and funny, and while you’re not the type I’d normally pick for my lunch table, I’m glad to have had you here. Thanks for all of the laughs, and keep it up. They’ll need someone like you, to keep their spirits up, now that they’re down a cheerleader.

Parker
P.S. Don’t text message breakup ever again.