First off, I really should apologize about the dog. But you should really apologize, because what kind of a weird guy doesn’t name his dog?! And so many other things--- you owe your wife a dozen red roses, and a really nice dinner when you get home. If you don’t already have one, hire a housekeeper. Mrs. Columbo deserves it! She puts up with so much.
Okay, that was all really harsh. I also want you to know that I’m glad you’re here with everyone. I know with you there, every case will get solved. You’ll always do what’s right. I don’t normally look up to adults, but… you’re a good one. I’m glad we met.
Try and smoke a little less, and give that dog some love and some ham and cheese, for me.
Sincerely, Parker Rochford P.S. I’m sorry for feeding your dog ham and cheese. I couldn’t help it.
COLUMBO
First off, I really should apologize about the dog. But you should really apologize, because what kind of a weird guy doesn’t name his dog?! And so many other things--- you owe your wife a dozen red roses, and a really nice dinner when you get home. If you don’t already have one, hire a housekeeper. Mrs. Columbo deserves it! She puts up with so much.
Okay, that was all really harsh. I also want you to know that I’m glad you’re here with everyone. I know with you there, every case will get solved. You’ll always do what’s right. I don’t normally look up to adults, but… you’re a good one. I’m glad we met.
Try and smoke a little less, and give that dog some love and some ham and cheese, for me.
Sincerely,
Parker Rochford
P.S. I’m sorry for feeding your dog ham and cheese. I couldn’t help it.