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misspitbull) wrote2021-09-06 02:50 pm
misspitbull) wrote2021-09-06 02:50 pm
Parker's Diary
[Within Room 7, next to the prom portrait of Parker and George (poor George currently has a sticky note over his face) and the neatly folded Miss Indiana's Outstanding Teen sash, is a notebook that Parker had been carrying around sometimes.
She's written on the front of the cover, in big, extravagant letters--]
She's written on the front of the cover, in big, extravagant letters--]
These bloody days have broken my heart.
My lust, my youth did them depart,
And blind desire of estate.
Who hastes to climb seeks to revert.
Of truth, circa Regna tonat.
My lust, my youth did them depart,
And blind desire of estate.
Who hastes to climb seeks to revert.
Of truth, circa Regna tonat.
[Well. No one said Parker Rochford was anything but dramatic.]
COLUMBO
First off, I really should apologize about the dog. But you should really apologize, because what kind of a weird guy doesn’t name his dog?! And so many other things--- you owe your wife a dozen red roses, and a really nice dinner when you get home. If you don’t already have one, hire a housekeeper. Mrs. Columbo deserves it! She puts up with so much.
Okay, that was all really harsh. I also want you to know that I’m glad you’re here with everyone. I know with you there, every case will get solved. You’ll always do what’s right. I don’t normally look up to adults, but… you’re a good one. I’m glad we met.
Try and smoke a little less, and give that dog some love and some ham and cheese, for me.
Sincerely,
Parker Rochford
P.S. I’m sorry for feeding your dog ham and cheese. I couldn’t help it.